i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
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i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
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having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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my dad actually banned us from watching this because it made him uncomfortable
haha banned it…. cause their a band…
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be